Wah lan eh peng yu. The one guy who's name is actually Batman, kena arrested go jail 3 years sua. Some more not just Batman, uncle's full name is Batman bin SUPARMAN.
Cheebai, you got the most famous IC in the world still dare to kop things from people's shop ah? When he kena lock up also confirm the officer never even ask the fella for IC. Just Google image the fella's name and tio print can already.
Real joker la this chap. Then kop things not enough, our friend stole an ATM card and let go shopping until the bill 600 plus leh. Best part is, the ATM card he kop, is from his OWN BROTHER can?
Nabey! What a two-face sial. This fella confirm was the bane of his family's existence. Whole life just drinkin' and smokin' and robin people.
And as if not jialat enough already, this champion jiak heroin also. Wah lan eh peng yu. You know how hardcore is heroin or not? Nabey start small first la. Kena some pills or weed or poison ivy or what la.
But seriously pity the guy la. Look at his face dei. So sweet and hamsum and innocent. Inside jail sure kena rabak teruk-teruk by the cellmate until he every morning walk macham penguin.
Lucky he never kena caning sia. The rest of his life backside all bruce blue black.
Aiya but at the end of the day, 'why do we fall?'
So we can wake up our idea and learn not to be a kunyang again corright?
No need to so sad and regret so much and cry until you kena one fuckface. Just be happy, smile and move on lor.
Why so serious?
Ah yes, the age-old 'Staring Incident.' It often starts with an opening verbal salvo, along the lines of "Cheebye see what stare?!" which is oft parried by the retort, "See your fuck face lor"...which is in turn, understandably, interpreted by the first party as a call to arms.
Thus he announces his challenge: "Nabey not happy come outside settle la!"
After which, both parties exit the venue to exchange blows, shout gang affiliations and swiftly "chow sua" before the arrival of law enforcement.
Curiously, in the most recent incident, after the assault, the assailant chose to shout his own name in Hokkien, before going BACK in the dance club where he presumably "chiong the lance floor macham saturday night fevel."
The responding officer described the behaviour of the accused as reckless and puzzling.
"Stupid like fuck sia the fella. Anyhow hammer people then say his name," said Staff Sergeant Tan Goh Stun.
"Oi peng yu, ler Gong-Gong ah?" he asked the handcuffed assailant as he was put into the back of the squad car.
"Cockanathan," he added.
Community leaders have expressed concern over the incident, urging revellers to avoid extended eye contact with anyone, especially men named 'Jackson', 'Sammy' and 'Boy'.
"Next time you want to go clubbing, wear sunglasses. If you forget, look down at the dance floor as much as possible," advised Dr Gopalaswamynathan Tanuparthiben Joseph of the Precheneh Misconduct Society (PMS).
The accused is currently awaiting sentencing. If found guilty he faces up to 30 years in prison and up to 12 slaps right to his fuckface.
